I’m Jake Nelson.
This is the one good picture I have ever taken of myself.
In 2007, at the ripe age of 9, I was bitten by a penguin.
And to be honest, all zoo trips have been disappointing since then.
This is my dog, Bear.
He’s not photogenic.
Here’s my family with comedically long corndogs.
That’s my sister, her husband, my mom, and my dad is taking the picture.
I was in my high school’s marching band. I played trumpet.
This is the most terrifying picture I have of myself.
I really like pizza.
This was at a band competition. I was very hungry.
I became section leader. Here’s us winning best band overall.
My band director sent this to every faculty member in the school. Guess who had that picture shown to every one of their classes that day?
If you want to know more about me, contact me here. Or hire me. That’s cool too.